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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Madison Ivy — Cumback Queen
Not all heroes wear capes. In fact, some wear nothing at all. Such is the case with adult film star — and inspiration to millions — Madison Ivy. The 28-year-old who made her name and living getting...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: LA Supreme Court — Canine Attorney Advocates
For far too long, the U.S. criminal justice system has sorely underappreciated and failed to recognize the legal acumen of lawyers of the four-legged variety. That is, until last week, when the...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Farrah Abraham – Teen Mom Turned Porn Star
Former Teen Mom Farrah Abraham gained notoriety for what came out of her vagina, but is really cashing in from what went in it (and other bodily openings).The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Farrah Abraham – Teen...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Scott Niemeyer – Champion of Louisiana’s Film Industry
Hands started wringing over a legislative plot to slash tax credits for the state's burgeoning film industry. But one man with tons of mediocre film cred has stepped forward to flex his inexorable...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Lafourche Parish Councilman Lindel Toups – Library Truther
Lindel Toups may have lost the battle to defund Lafourche Parish libraries, but he won the war in exposing the dirty truth about these tax-supported dens of depravity.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Lafourche...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Jim Demourelle – Fowl Pugilist Advocate
In this age of tyranny disguised as democracy, one plucky Ville Platte man is fighting beak and talon against wrongful rooster repression.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Jim Demourelle – Fowl Pugilist...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: DeVan Pardue – DWI Defense Attorney
When it comes to defending the seemingly indefensible, attorney and failed Stetson Cologne model DeVan Pardue has truly raised the bar by lowering it.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: DeVan Pardue – DWI Defense...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Malcolm Sibley – Livingston Parish School Board President
Sibley personally showed area youths how – with the right education and connections – they could grow up and one day kill a person, while barely getting a slap on the wrist.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT:...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Sen. Elbert Guillory – Fowl Pugilist Defender
We applaud the bold and courageous state Sen. Elbert Guillory's valiant attempt to protect "the legitimate sport of chicken boxing."The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Sen. Elbert Guillory – Fowl Pugilist...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Robert Wallace – Stripper Suer
Robert Wallace filed suit against a stripper named Nomi to reclaim the $3,000 worth of cash, computer equipment, and Harry Potter DVDs he reportedly gave her during their relationship.The post HERO...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Councilmember Chauna Banks-Daniel – Respect Demander
More superiors should follow Metro Councilmember Chauna Banks-Daniel's management style of leading with an unyielding, iron fist forged by the Almighty.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Councilmember Chauna...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Kay Heath – Sextortionist
We're celebrating a woman who's ignoring societal norms and decorum in order to carve out a new career path, not only for herself, but for all attractive ladies.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Kay Heath –...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Hank Saurage – Highland Coffees Landlord
If there’s one thing Baton Rouge has too many of, it’s beloved, comfortable, decades-old coffee shops that are woven into the fabric of local culture.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Hank Saurage – Highland...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Buddy Caldwell – Louisiana Attorney General
Our state needed someone to make sure the Ebola boogeyman wasn't hiding in the closet or under the bed so we could sleep at night, and that someone was Buddy Caldwell.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Buddy...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Hunter Greene – Family Court Judge Candidate
Hunter Greene has proven that we live in a post-sexist society where it's perfectly acceptable for a male judicial candidate to poke fun at a female opponent's appearance.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT:...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Rush Limbaugh – James Bond Purist
We salute Rush Limbaugh for standing up to the diversity hustlers who are trying to foist upon us the idea of a black James Bond.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Rush Limbaugh – James Bond Purist appeared...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Kermit Elementary School – Punisher of 9-Year-Old Sorcerers
We salute the brave administrators at Kermit Elementary for putting their foot down by suspending a fourth-grader who threatened to make another child vanish with his ring.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT:...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stephen Waguespack – LABI President, Bob Manneater
Stephen Waguespack did what most uninfluential people like him are afraid to do when criticized by a super-powerful teacher: vaguely threaten his job via social media.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stephen...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Elbert Guillory – Vicarious Racial Slurrer
Within only a few years of leaving the Democratic Party to become a Republican, Guillory is now the official utterer of racial slurs for the entire Louisiana GOP.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Elbert...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Glenmore Avenue Residents – Fighters of Big Bicycle
The residents of Glenmore Avenue are finally drawing the line by seeking to erase a line — more specifically, the line delineating the dedicated bicycle lane on their street.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT:...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Whoever’s Producing David Vitter’s Redemption-themed Ads
Kudos to whoever produced these ads, not only for giving us lots of material for shitty jokes but also for equating Vitter screwing whores to Bobby Jindal screwing the state.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT:...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Baton Rouge Area Foundation — Urban Gondola Champions
We applaud BRAF for not foolishly spending time and resources on proposals that have no chance of being widely supported because they wouldn't meet Baton Rouge's standards for progressivism.The post...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Judge Trudy White — Friend of Murder Suspects
State District Court Judge Trudy White may very well be the best thing to happen for murder suspects since Johnny Cochran.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Judge Trudy White — Friend of Murder Suspects appeared...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Derrick Shepherd — Champion of Felonious Politicians
Louisiana voters can once again elect leaders who’ve been duly recognized by the judicial system for their felonious ways.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Derrick Shepherd — Champion of Felonious Politicians...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Brett Buffington — Defender of Subpar Journalism
WBRZ's Buffington is standing up for his right — and the right of other journalists — to freely contribute to the decline of his profession without unlawful persecution from police.The post HERO...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: PETA — Champions of Big Baby Penis
A recent PETA campaign against consuming meat is so well done, it’s enough to win over even the most hardcore of carnivores.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: PETA — Champions of Big Baby Penis appeared first on...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: AG Jeff Landry — Criminal Mind Employer
To catch a crook, you have to think like a crook. And no one knows that better than Louisiana Attorney General and former law enforcement officer Jeff Landry.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: AG Jeff Landry —...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Jim Berrigan — Champion of Transparency
Oftentimes, people on social media will post racially inflammatory comments while hiding behind an opaque wall of anonymity. But not Jim Berrigan, owner of Louisiana Glass.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Jim...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Kenny Matassa — Defier of Indictment Odds
The smart money said the Ascension Parish president would be indicted in some sort of corruption scandal within a maximum of six months after being sworn in.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Kenny Matassa —...
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HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy Daniels — Baton Rouge Native
Recently, WAFB woefully undersold Stormy Daniels by referring to the adult entertainer as a "Baton Rouge porn star," when, in fact, she is America's porn star now.The post HERO HIGHLIGHT: Stormy...
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